Thursday, April 16, 2009

Which blonde joke is the best? if you want more funny ones click on my profile and questions. more there.?

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde%26#039;s boyfriend?


A: He%26#039;s the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead





Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?


A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.





Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?


A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver





Q: Why did they call the blonde %26quot;twinkie%26quot;?


A: She liked to be filled with cream.





Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?


A: In the morning a rooster says, %26quot;Cock%26#039;ll-doodl-doooo%26quot;, while a blonde says, %26quot;Any-cock%26#039;ll-doooo





Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.


A: Their heels





Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?


A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.





Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?


A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...





And last but not least ma favorite!





Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?


A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Which blonde joke is the best? if you want more funny ones click on my profile and questions. more there.?
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose ?





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Reply:youre a pig
Reply:rudey putudy
Reply:1 for u





How are a blonde and a turtle alike?





a: once you get them on there backs there screwed
Reply:booooo



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