Q: What is the difference between a blonde and %26quot;The Titanic%26quot;?
A: They know how many men went down on %26quot;The Titanic%26quot;.
Q: What%26#039;s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde%26#039;s boyfriend?
A: He%26#039;s the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde %26quot;twinkie%26quot;?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that %26quot;love handles%26quot; referred to her ears?
Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, %26quot;Co*ck%26#039;ll-doodl-doooo%26quot;, while a blonde says, %26quot;Any-co*ck%26#039;ll-doooo.%26quot;
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only %26#039;had%26#039; 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn%26#039;t get Hearing Aides.
Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, %26quot;Aren%26#039;t you done yet?%26quot;
The nympho says, %26quot;Are you done already?%26quot;
The blonde says, %26quot;Beige...I think I%26#039;ll paint the ceiling beige.%26quot;
Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted
Is this Funny Guys? Short %26amp; Sweet Blonde SEX Jokes for U!?
i must admit.. some of them are funny.. hehe!!
(by the way im a blond)
Reply:Very funny!
Reply:what about this...
how do u drown a blonde?
put a scratch %26amp; sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool!
Reply:Nice!!!!!!
Reply:i like sex.
Reply:I%26#039;d say I like the hearing aids one the best.
Thanks for the laughs.
Reply:yes it is very funny
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