Selection of blonde jokes.?

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?


A: All you can eat under a buck.


Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?


A: They are both 10¢ a screw!


Submitted by: Claude Wimberly


Q: What is a blonde%26#039;s favorite nursery rhyme?


A: Humpme Dumpme!


Submitted by: Ian R. Almond


Q: What did the blonde%26#039;s right leg say to the left leg?


A: Nothing. They%26#039;ve never met.


A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.


Q: What%26#039;s the mating call of the blonde?


A: %26quot;I%26#039;m *sooo* drunk!%26quot;


Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?


A: (Screaming) %26quot;I said: I%26#039;m drunk!%26quot;


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?


A: Because red means stop.


Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?


A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.


Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?


A: To put their feet through.


Q: What%26#039;s a brunette%26#039;s mating call?


A: Has that blonde gone yet?


A2: When is that blonde b*tch going to leave!?


A3: %26quot;All the blondes have gone home!%26quot;


Q: What do you say to a blonde that won%26#039;t give in?


A: %26quot;Have another beer.%26quot;


Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?


A: Because everybody gets a turn.


Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?


A: You don%26#039;t lend the Porsche out to your friend.


Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?


A: You don%26#039;t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and %26quot;The Titanic%26quot;?


A: They know how many men went down on %26quot;The Titanic%26quot;.


Q: What%26#039;s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?


A1: Introduces him/her self.


A2: Walks home.


Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?


A: By the buckle print on her forehead.


Q: How can you tell who is a blonde%26#039;s boyfriend?


A: He%26#039;s the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.


Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?


A: Her feet!


Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?


A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.


Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?


A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.


Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?


A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.


Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?


A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?


A2: I don%26#039;t know.


R: Neither did she.


Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?


A: She realized she gave her last *******.


Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?


A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!


Q: Why did they call the blonde %26quot;twinkie%26quot;?


A: She liked to be filled with cream.


Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that %26quot;love handles%26quot; referred to her ears?


Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?


A: In the morning a rooster says, %26quot;Cock%26#039;ll-doodl-doooo%26quot;, while a blonde says, %26quot;Any-cock%26#039;ll-doooo.%26quot;


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?


A: The Grand Old Duke of York only %26#039;had%26#039; 10000 men.


Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?


A: So she wouldn%26#039;t get Hearing Aides.


Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?


A: The prostitute says, %26quot;Aren%26#039;t you done yet?%26quot;


The nympho says, %26quot;Are you done already?%26quot;


The blonde says, %26quot;Beige...I think I%26#039;ll paint the ceiling beige.%26quot;


Q: What%26#039;s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?


A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.


Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.


A: Their heels.


Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.


Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?


A: She picks up her purse and goes home.


A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:


Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!


Blonde: That%26#039;s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.


Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.


Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.


Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?


A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.


Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?


A: So guys will talk to them at parties.


... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan %26quot;Billions Served - just today%26quot;


Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?


A: They pull up their pants.


Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?


A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?


A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Selection of blonde jokes.?
Cool! Where did you get all these?
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:blow a rod, that%26#039;s hilarious.
Reply:someone would%26#039;ve reported me if I%26#039;d posted these. LOL





Whats the difference between a blonde and a creme egg?


It only costs 50p to lick out a creme egg.
Reply:Some of these are mean! Others are hilarious.
Reply:haha funny *


I luv blondes


have you her address??????
Reply:hehehe, hilarious hun, pmsl





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